The Matriarchy of Chibi Chen is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-working population of 1.384 billion Chibi Chenians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 9.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Chibi Chenian economy, worth 19.9 trillion ★★★★★★s a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 14,345 ★★★★★★s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy, and a major religion has been named as Chibi Chen's national religion. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Chibi Chen's national animal is the Lung, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chibi Chen is ranked 309,162^nd in the world and 49^th in Lungmen for Most Developed, scoring 48.29 on the Human Development Index.